You are the weakest link GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!

For those of you that catch C-Span I am sure you have seen the constant McCain, Obama drama back and forth between each other since the election in 08'. Check out this clip of McCain lashing out on Obama on C-Span this week about the new health care reform. All I can say to McCain is......give it up like Obama said "the election is over." You thought you were being funny/cute but your not!!!! You are the weakest link Goodbye!!! GET OVER IT!
$Bryan$

Theft (our first guest blogger)

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Guest blogger!
Hello fellow juicy fans! I am the 1st guest blogger, I feel so privileged. A couple of days ago Bryan told me that someone stole his car magnet off his car; he was fired up about this. I was just thinking like ya know no big deal just get another one, he was like what so it can get stolen again!?!?!? Lol. So, Bryan and I were heading to my car to go to Café 1201 on campus (P.S.-Don’t ever go there, the food almost always sucks). He asked where was my I ♥ my Corgi magnet went off the back of my car. I glanced at the back of my car, and the magnet was gone! Some jerk stole my sticker! I was so mad!!! Then, I discovered why Bryan got so mad when his was stolen. It was his only thing he had on his car, and my magnet was the only thing I had as well. I mean really, is stealing magnets off people’s car a new trend? It is so trashy; I mean if it is a new trend, what a stupid one….those magnets cost like a dollar, you can find enough change in the street to get one. These people are just trifling.

Guest Blogger
~Christine aka Fergie
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The Library

For the life of me I will never understand why people are so rude in the library! Its a library people. I always knew it to be a place that is quiet to get some reading, or studying done. The two girls in the picture above seem to think the library is a place to Skype with their friends on another floor of the library!?!? REALLY? How lame is that? Cant you get up and go talk to them? Ladies if you read this......that is just tacky on so many levels. Without realizing it (or perhaps you didn't care) you were disturbing many other people using the library for its intended purpose! Consider yourself POSTED! on the blog as being RUDE!

People please don't try to carry on a conversation with your mother in the library because she saw some pictures on Facebook of you filthy drunk passed out on the side of the road next to a stop sign. Trying to explain to her that when you saw the stop sign it was a sign from God to "STOP" drinking all together is a distraction to others and it makes you look....well stupid comes to mind. And the mom? Is she really buying that crap? As much as I am glad you found religion that long and I am sure fun night of partying, I don't want to hear about it while I am studying for my mid term. Take it outside!! Please! Oh ya I almost forgot! Why are you friends with your mom on Facebook?

$Bryan$

Theft!

Not that this is a huge deal, but my friends got a kick out of my reaction when I noticed my school spirit magnet had been STOLEN from the back of my vehicle yesterday Feb. 24. Come on people it doesn't get any more ridiculous than stealing a $2.00 car magnet. Whomever this jerk is, in the future please email me at juicycommunication@gmail.com and ask me for a few dollars so you can buy your own damn car magnet! I will be more than willing to give you some $. I am tempted to remove every school spirit magnet from every car on campus to prove a point.....but that would be wrong I know!

$Bryan$

Kristin Cavallari hooked on cocaine??

Many might know Kristin from the MTV show Laguna Beach or The Hills. She was the stuck up, bitchy one that always took over the shows after Lauren Conrad. Well Kristin is facing a new drug scandal after she was accused of looking to score some cocaine so that she could celebrate the Super Bowl with more than just a strong buzz!
Several sources say they saw her in Miami during that weekend say that she was, at the very minimum, drunk out of her mind the entire time, and that she wasn’t being at all discreet about what she planned to do and as to where she could get her hands on some powder! According to a local radio station a source is quoted as saying that Cavallari is getting “scary thin,” that she’s recently become prone to going for days on end without a shower, and that “her issues are becoming apparent to everyone.” Wow Kristin Cavallari? The Bitch herself? Nooo! :))
Castmates from the popular MTV show “The Hills” are reportedly urging her to check herself into rehab and get some help – pleas that were caught on film and may or may not be included in the show footage that airs on MTV. Kristin’s rep’s comments have simply been, “Don’t believe everything you read or hear.”
I guess we will have to watch the next season of The Hills and see what happens!

Svetlana :D

Student Conduct

For many college students going to class is bitter sweet. If its a class you enjoy, its not all bad. But if its a class you could really live without but it just happens to be a requirement everything just seems to irk your nerves. I asked a few students about some of the annoyances they face from fellow students while in class, in addition to ones that irritated me.

Irritation #1 comes from students that didn't do the homework and ask.....hey did you do the homework? Thinking that maybe if I didn't do the work it makes them look less of a bad student because there is another person that is as unprepared as they are!

Irritation #2 Gum Chewing. Its OK to chew gum in class, but please do you have to chew with your mouth open loud enough to distract me from hearing what the teacher is saying. Perhaps if you didn't chew so loud you would have herd the homework assignment and wouldn't be asking me if I did it!

Irritation #3 Gas. This includes flatulence, and belching aka farting and burping....why do students feel they can just squeeze one out without anyone noticing? If you fart it emits a smell that dominates YOUR LOCATION even if it makes no sound we all whisper that it was you....so the next time you come to class and no one is sitting next to you that is why. Burping...just say excuse me!

Irritation #4 Computer use. (student interview contributed) If you bring your computer to class that is great! Nine times out of ten its a useful tool to keep from getting bored during the boring classroom movie or lecture. However, telling the teacher your taking notes on it and your MASHING on the keys in fury laughing and smiling at the same time, I don't know about you but there is nothing funny about taking notes. Do you think the teacher doesn't know your on Facebook? Get real people aren't stupid....but you think they are so we will just go with it for now I guess.

Irritation #5 Food. (student interview contributed) We all get the "munchies" in class, but do your fellow students a favor and prepare your food before class. Opening a bag of chips slowly to make less noise is not effective! It still makes noise! Not as much yes but it does none the less and it is dragged out! Biting the chip slowly is often louder than chewing it normally and is also disruptive. Don't bring a plate of food with cling wrap over it and plastic ware. And please please do not bring Kentucky Fried Chicken to class saying you didn't have time to eat it at home and its to hard to eat in class. JUST DON'T COME TO CLASS PLEASE!

Irritation #6 Coughing. Coughing attacks aren't fun for anyone I know but is it necessary for you to cough for the entire hour and a half of class. Stay in your dorm, take a cough drop, go to the doctor, or bring some water to sooth your throat but your students shouldn't have to listen to you! H1N1 orrrrrrrrrrr?

$Bryan$

Resident Assistant aka RA

Resident Advisor, Resident Assistant - In a university residence hall (dorm), an RA is a student leader. They keep order, serve as a resource to residents, organize events, and generally work to maintain a positive living and learning community. Some residents do not like RAs because they see them only as authority figures who get them in trouble for policy violations. <--------From Urban dictionary....... I am going to find out if I was selected to be an RA on campus tomorrow and the suspense is killing me. The tedious (over dramatic) two hour interview process and I do mean process was very long but went well. If I did get selected I will also find out where I will be placed (hopefully not with freshman) but I have a gut feeling it will be with freshman due to the over glorified look on the head housing representatives face when she asked what age levels I could handle and I stupidly replied I could handle any age level! (at that point I knew FRESHMAN would be my reward for that response) I should have said only upper class students because the freshman on this campus are....well the words OUT OF CONTROL come to mind. However I am up for the challenge! Keep your fingers crossed for me!

$Bryan$

USA snowborder Scotty Lago kicked out of Olympic Villege!!!!

After winning his Olympic bronze medal Scotty Lago, like many others went out to party the night away after many months of hard work. Lago was caught after some mildly suggestive photos of him using his bronze medal for snowboarding to score chicks popped up on the Internet. He volunteered to leave the Olympics, otherwise we would be asked to leave by the U.S. Olympic Committee. Lago offered his apology but sources close to Lago tell TMZ he received an ultimatum from the U.S. Olympic Committee: either say you’re sorry and go or get ejected from the Olympic Village. Lago can’t talk about the incident at all until March 3rd after the "blackout period".
Okay biting your medal is one thing but putting it in your groined area and having a girl get on her knees to bite while wearing your USA Olympic jersey is just stupid! What is it with people feeling like they have to bite their medals anyway? Why would this girl geton her knees to bite a BRONZE medal?? I don't understand it, I guess I'll have to try and win one and see what that is all about. :)I don't think they cant take his medal away from him but, it should be interesting to hear what he has to say about things.
~I'll keep you posted!!

Svetlana :D

Makeup MAGIC!

Ladies this one is for you!
For many of us makeup has become a daily ritual. Apply the canceller, foundation, blush, eye shadow, mascara well you know the drill. But after we have gone through all the steps are we happy with the final product? Well for some the answer is NO. Some are just better at hiding their flaws and applying makeup than others; and for that reason I have added this blog. I am hoping that this is going to be helpful to all of those ladies that think that need someone there to walk them through the first couple of times or just for some good ideas.
The site is called Makeupgeek.com. It is run by a women named Marlena; a freelance makeup artist located in Michigan who's dream is to attend the Atelier Makeup Academy in Paris, France. She tells us her childhood story of being over weight and using her makeup to boost her self esteem and make herself feel BEAUTIFUL. For that reason she was created this website and continues to make numerous videos to share her techniques with girls and women of all shapes, sizes, age, and race.

I think she is amazing but if I didn't get your attention yet and you don't think you’re interested in this website check out this video before you make your final decision.


Maybe now you have changed your mind and see how makeup is like magic you can make all the imperfections disappear and feel beautiful.


For more videos, articles and products check her out on www.makeupgeek.com

Svetlana :D

Toyota Owners beware?

Ok, so we have all heard about the Toyota recall that has affected millions of new Toyota's ranging from the highlander to Americas best selling sedan the Camry. I find it funny that Toyota and news crews are only cautioning Toyota drivers???? Is it just me or is that extremely selfish on their part? What am I talking about you may ask? WHAT ABOUT THE 10 BILLION NON-TOYOTA DRIVERS? They need to be putting out public service announcements to those that don't drive Toyota's telling us the STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM!!! For example! only five minutes ago I was at a stop light waiting to turn into my neighborhood when a Camry pulled up behind me........I started to become nervous....what to do what to do mentality......In fear the gas pedal in the Camry would unexpectedly accelarate and rear end my car I said I'm getting the hell outa here and ran the RED light! Yes it was illegal but I feel it was the safest thing to do given the circumstances.............did I do the right thing? Let me know! If you haven't seen videos on this Toyota drama check it out! And the lady in the video that ran through the laundry mat I think she was just looking for an excuse to sue Toyota, because how and I repeat how does your accelerator accelerate when your putting the car in park???????? IF YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T PLEASE LET ME KNOW! She CLEARLY FAILED scam 101 class!0" F" for failure hunny!
$Bryan$

Facebook Facebook Facebook

Is it just me or are Facebook groups getting way out of hand....please tell us some of the most rediculous Facebook groups you are a member of or have seen! First up. My old phone died so I got a new one? Really? Isnt that what you do when something breaks? How about National hug an Asian day orrrrrr I am so bored I made this group? Does anyone at Facebook regulate the silly groups that spring up randomly at all hours of the day? They should create a position for it!

$Bryan$

*BREAKING Tiger News*

I cheated I was unfaithful! Noooooooooo Really? You were only on every tabloid and news channel in the country......wait what? oh someone just told me the world so lets just go with the world! Tigers delivery in what seemed to be a very heart felt apology to all of his friends, family and fans was good but I would not take it beyond good. As he read it off of a piece of paper much like I did in 4th grade reading my how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Tiger did you practice at all? Or did you think you could just.......wing it! My heart goes out to his wife and children. But really how did his wife n0t know this was happening? Were her eyes closed? Overall it was a good public apology, much better than Don Imus's apology for his "Nappy headed hoes comment" of the black female basket ball players and Bill Clinton's sex scandal apology. If you haven't seen the 14ish minute apology check it out! Oh and if you had an affair with Tiger please let us know........all submissions are confidential........ we promice!!!!! juicycommunication@gmail.com
$Bryan$

Juicy

We wanted to introduce the theme song of our blog. Juicy by Better than Ezra. We look forward to dishing about any and everything we come up with or find JuIcY. We want you to enjoy our blog and we understand we might post things you don't agree with or like but we want you to understand we really and truly DONT CARE! But we love our viewers anyway. Why not kick it off with a JuIcy song and an even juicer oops I meant JuIcEr TV show one of my personal favorites ~Desperate Housewives ~ Enjoy ~ Your JuIcY CREW!