Monday, July 19, 2010

Horoscopes (Leo)

Leo (July.23-Sept.22)
Your birthday is fast approaching, yet all you can think about is the gifts. Why is that? Try to remember that your birthday is not all about getting gifts, its about spending time with the ones you really love and hold close to your heart. Now don't get me wrong gifts are fun 2 but lets be real gifts are just things! You have been very relaxed lately for whatever reason, but enjoy it because your days of everything being hectic are fast approaching

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Horoscopes



I decided to do a horoscope blog post from time to time because my friends and I are big horoscope readers weather they be online or in the news paper, we are constantly reading them to see how they relate to each others lives. I decided I am going to put a twist on it. I am going to be very blunt about what I have come to find zodiac signs posses in my day to day involvement with them. I want to first start off with Gemini!

Gemini (May 21-June20)
Gemini, today like most days your peers try to avoid you at all costs you are truly loving deep down inside and when you are in a good mood your friends cant get enough of you! But for whatever reason you consistently have an attitude, often times for no reason. Juicy Communications advice to you is.........life is short chill the fuck out, its not that serious, its not hard to wear a smile so wear one! :) You will be surprised at how quickly people flock to you when you do this!

Lindsay Lohan


As a TMZ junkie, I am always up on the latest celeb news/drama/gossip etc...Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay, Now if I were you after all of that drama you have had in the past two and a half years to include jail time, being drunk in public on more than one occasion, and multiple car accidents (not in that order) one would suggest OK, I would recommend you leave the country for about a year or two only to return to LA for your court dates!! Now This.....your out at a night club and a waitress by the name of Jasmine Waltz punches you in the face for flirting with her X boyfriend!!! I'm proud of you for only tweeting about it! As one of your twitter followers I was shocked. But seriously Lindsay next time kick that bitches ass!!!!! Danny Cipriani (the X)is fair game and for Waltz to punch you for flirting, well she is just jealous and jealousy deseves a solid ass whooping! Now shes saying she didn't hit you? Really? Really?

Random Thought

I always feel bad for the people that were once clearly very normal, and now for whatever reason have gone absolutely nuts. Just a random thought!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Break Ups cont.

Relationships can be great, a tremendous learning experience! Most long term relationships involve each other meeting and forming a relationship with each others family. Typically meeting the family is an obstacle in the relationship not the attraction! When you date someone how many of us become emotionally involved with the family? Most of us do! So what happens after you get out of the relationship? When we break up with the one we once loved, do we break up with the family as well? "One thing about families is if no one is sorry to see you go, then your probably not coming back."

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Break Ups

Are there really rules of the game? Is there really ten steps or rules to follow after a bad break up? I used to think there were, but as a seemingly punctual person running 20 minutes late for a lunch and the only legitimate excuse I had...I was lagging behind because I was mopping around because I haven't gotten over my X, as painful as that is to admit....I began to wonder how soon do you contact your X?....the typical 3 months, 6 months or one year? Others say never! Change your phone number, email delet them off of Facebook etc......As I was going through some old pictures on my computer to update my social media pictures I ran across a picture of my X and I and at that very moment I paused and thought to myself...I thought I had destroyed all of the evidence. It was then when I decided to create my own rule! Destroy all pictures where you both look happy....because those days are over.....right? Or maybe there not?!? Is it time to call? Or is it to soon?

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

An old friend

For those that know me and know me well, know the strong emphasis I put on friendships. Friends are very important to me and are viewed as an extension to my family! My closest friends know this the best as they are often included in familial discussions at my home and know everything there is to know about who I am as a person. Recently through Facebook I became reacquainted with an old friend from the 6th grade. The two of us were pretty good friends back in elementary school and had a lot in common....well as much in common as two privileged Northern Virginia children. Ten years and some change later its surprising how many things don't change. It is however even more surprising on how much has changed. You see I am not the same privileged child I once was. I don't put as much emphasis on the car I drive the house I live in or the money I have in the bank. The clothes I wear don't matter as much anymore. What I value most is my relationship with my wonderful family and friends. Spending time with those who have lost so much hope and teaching them the sky is the limit. The lasting relationships I have formed with some of my residents being an RA have had such a positive impact on my life! My friend is still very much the same, its all about money cars and clothes and I think his expectation in fact I can tell he is thinking I am the same person and its been very difficult demonstrating that the material is not whats important to me anymore! My question to the readers is do you think its possible for old friends to become good friends again despite different values?

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Do you know what your listening to?



http://www.fleshmap.com/listen/music.html

We all know that the music today is not what it was 20 even 10 years ago. From songs such as "Rude Boy" ( and no I'm not hating on it, I do like that song) to R Kelly's "Workout Plan" music has turned into sexually explicit content and not fun, enjoyable, harmless music it once was.


Check out the website and see for yourself what is in your favorite genre.

Svetlana

The girl that silenced the world for five minutes..give her your attention!



This girl in about ten years younger than me and still inspired me! We all need to do our share in saving this planet. If not for ourselves than like she said DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN that are not able to fight for themselves.

Svetlana

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Rejection!!!


This post goes out to all of the guy readers out there.......Guys listen up because this is serious! Im talking about rejection. It is what it is guys....when you ask a girl out and they say no it is not your right to say "fuck you bitch I didn't like you anyway." I cant begin to tell you how stupid you look doing that....because you did like her your just hurt that she said no and now your being a dick about it. Second.....when your on the dance floor and a girl is grinding on a guy, possibly her man...that is not an open invitation for you to start grinding on her from the front! THAT IS NOT COOL/TYTE/CUTE/FUNNY/ or anything else in that category!!! Your a loser!!! When on the dance floor and your trying to dance with a girl and she moves away from you once twice....ok eight times....CHANCES ARE.....she doesen't want to dance with you...it could be, your ugly, smell, short, fat, to tall etc....Get the idea? Rejection guys....it happens....get used to it...its life...

$Bryan$

Ricky Martain


Ok ok sooooo it started as a rumor that was later confirmed that Ricky Martin is gay! Ladies I know I know it is a sad day for all of you....But please remember there are plenty other men out there for you to droll over. You know like Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass........hahah ok ok just kidding that was mean of me...yes ladies I know both of them are gay as well so late leaves you with....Lindsay Lohan! hahah now Im just being a jerk but it is confirmed that Ricky is gay!

$Bryan$

Thursday, April 1, 2010



It never ceases to amaze me how LAZY people are! Seriously this is ridiculous. I am in Toys R Us buying some toys for my god sons and some brat of a child says HEY and throws a bowl of cheerios and Lucky Charms at the shelf and they back fire in my face.....it was very hard for me not to strangle that little brat but under my breath I yelled you little brat. Then the little punk ran away. His mother came around the corner and gave me a dirty look. Whatever bitch get your bad son under control!

$Bryan$

Chinese food anyone? Free delivery!!!!



Woooooooow.....So I've herd of tough economic times and everything but DAMMNNNNN....I know you cant really see the sign in the picture all that well because it was raining when I took the picture CLEARLY....but wow I am still in disbelief...When I saw this I turned to Lana and just said look and we fell out laughing. Ladies and Gentlemen we were pulling out of a shopping plaza where there was a Chinese resturant, and that sign was there "billboard." Or should I say cheap ass advertising that says and I quote "Chinese food" with and -> arrow pointing at the resturant, under that was the phone number and under that it said free delivery how GHETTO can you get? Wow Ive seen it all....Im done.

$Bryan$

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Rumor Mill.......


Ok I really should be studying for my exam tomorrow but this is just 2 hot to hold in ya feelzzz me....actually I should be sleeping to be honest but...WHAT BEYONCE IS PREGNANT??? Say it aint soooo....Did Jay Z finally talk her in to baby number 1 or maybe it will be twins.....how about achta Beyonce (thats 8 for those of you that aren't familiar)hmmmmm the couple got married April 4, 2008 in NYC but no one knew about it!! How did they keep this from us? How selfish... no no how RUDE! Ok so whats the deal juicy readers is this a rumor or a fact??? It has not been confirmed so im thinking Rumor.....If Jay Z is shooting blanks I hope he doesn't think they can get pregnant through sweet dreams or beautiful nightmares and I sure hope he doesn't think hes irreplaceable...ok ok Im done recalling her songs...hahahah Let me know readers let me know!

$Bryan$

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Sorry sorry sorry


Hello to aaaaaaaaaaaaallllll of our readers on behalf of Lana and myself I would like to apologize for our unannounced absence from Juicy. We have been very very busy with school to include mid-terms, silly group projects.....friendship, and relationship drama!!!!! :O what does that mean for you? It means there is juicy info to come. We appreciate the emails asking us (as one reader emailed) where the hell are you guys? Haha we love it! Thanks! Remember we are pretty busy as well but we need to make more time for Juicy CLEARLY!!!! Ok we were going to save this for later but we have some pretty cool vacations to talk about as well.......as we snuck off to a few relaxing vacay spots........stay posted!
$Bryan$

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

RA Selection Update


Several posts ago I talked about interviewing to be an RA....I also told you I was going to tell you the schools decison that following day, as that is when I was supposed to hear back. Well three weeks later someone decided to get on their J.O.B and inform me I was selected to be an RA!!!!! True to my assumption I was assigned...............FRESHMAN hahahah greeeeaaaaaaaaaaat! Im pretty excited about it though!!! Wish me luck! I get my own place, pay is good, and it looks great on a resume, the rents (parents) are obviously happy to be saving alil $ as well!....cant complain really!

$Bryan$

Your a Jerk! ~ How to get rid of a jerk while studying


A constant amusement of mine is how rude people can be on a regular basis when it comes to being quiet and respectful of a persons quiet study time while in the library or in *QUIET* Study rooms. This morning I woke at at 6:30AM to clean up my house and get some work done, followed by some intense studying in a designated *QUIET* study room. From 8am to about 8:30am I was able to get a large amount of reading done in silence....that is until a JERK decides she wanted to come into the study room and talk on the phone to Mexico or wherever. God only knows......I tuned her out by putting my headphones on and listening to music. She then gets off the phone and pulls out headphones to listen to a previously recorded lecture.........she might as well not had headphones in because it was as loud as my car stereo in the summer time with the windows down. Whomever you are YOUR A JERK! I decided to take matters into my own hands (as usual) and remove my headphones and turning the volume on my computer to MAX......blasting Rihanna, Ozzy Osbourne, 311 etc.......for about 15 min. After repeated glares for me to turn my music down the JERK decided shed had enough and stormed out of the room. :) ~ oh and hun if you read this..........I use the word jerk in place of my favorite word (BITCH) to be respectful!

$BRYAN$

Monday, March 8, 2010

Friendship

UrBaN dIcTiOnArY-

True friendship is not when you go to school and hang around with someone just because you have no one else to chill with. Its not calling someone up when your bored because they are fun to talk to. Its not when you cant think of a birthday gift and end up buying your friend a wal-mart gift card. Is not when you have to talk to someone about something you don't particularly care about (like how much snow we got last year) to avoid an awkward silence.
Friendship is when you love someone with every ounce of your being and genuinely want them to be happy even if it means sacrificing something your self to make them happy. A true friend is someone you can talk to about your feelings, someone you can tell things you could never tell your family or even your partner. They are someone who you don't have to talk to but someone you want to talk to; someone you will go out of your way to be with. Friendship is when you love someone so much you want to hold them and never let go, someone you want to rest your head on and cry, and you would let them cry on you too. Its someone you can talk to about things you disagree on and end up being closer for that disagreement. Its when you think about someone and how close you are to them and how much you love them and you smile and are happy all over.
JuIcY-Having read the Urban Dictionaries definition of friendship, tell us........are you the type of friend that you want to be? Has your friend done something(s) for you that no one else would have done without expecting something in return or some financial payment? When is the last time you just called your friend just to see how he/she was doing?........and we mean literally just to see how they were doing, not "hey how are you..umm ya can I borrow some money?" Do you know something is wrong within the friendship but you turn and look the other way because you don't want to deal with it or you don't have time? Do you know your friend is in need of someone to talk to but you don't have time to talk, or just think it will go away? Do you owe your friend an apology? Does your friend need a hug? Do you pick something up from the store for your friend just because you think it would make them smile? Are you there for your friends when they need you? Tell us.....if your friend passed away tomorrow would you have regrets for things you didn't do? Friends are very important! Don't let them slip away!

$Bryan$

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Social Media Web 2.0


We all use Web 2.0 weather we realize it or not! Social media has transformed the way we all communicate. Reading Juicy Communication you are participating in a form of new media technology also known as web 2.0 or simply put social media. The picture to the right is a small collection of social media sites most use today! From bogger, to Myspace, Digg, twitter and many more......How many times have you been on facebook today? Weather you realize it or not social media has been around for a very long time. As the days go by AOL instant messenger (AIM) is becoming a thing of the past but for most of us it was the first form of social media we used followed by Myspace.com and now the ever popular and addictive Facebook. I encourage everyone to become familiar with social media sites as well as new media technology! The use of Skype, Flickr, Vsocial, and many more can simplify your life and put some fun into it as well. These are only a few of the social media sites that I use. I plan on going in depth as to what each social media site offers in a later post! Stay tuned!

$Bryan$

Sunday, February 28, 2010

You are the weakest link GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!

For those of you that catch C-Span I am sure you have seen the constant McCain, Obama drama back and forth between each other since the election in 08'. Check out this clip of McCain lashing out on Obama on C-Span this week about the new health care reform. All I can say to McCain is......give it up like Obama said "the election is over." You thought you were being funny/cute but your not!!!! You are the weakest link Goodbye!!! GET OVER IT!
$Bryan$

Theft (our first guest blogger)

We are very happy to have our first guest blogger! To become a guest blogger scroll to the bottom of the page and check out the submission criteria!!! We hope to hear from you!

Guest blogger!
Hello fellow juicy fans! I am the 1st guest blogger, I feel so privileged. A couple of days ago Bryan told me that someone stole his car magnet off his car; he was fired up about this. I was just thinking like ya know no big deal just get another one, he was like what so it can get stolen again!?!?!? Lol. So, Bryan and I were heading to my car to go to Café 1201 on campus (P.S.-Don’t ever go there, the food almost always sucks). He asked where was my I ♥ my Corgi magnet went off the back of my car. I glanced at the back of my car, and the magnet was gone! Some jerk stole my sticker! I was so mad!!! Then, I discovered why Bryan got so mad when his was stolen. It was his only thing he had on his car, and my magnet was the only thing I had as well. I mean really, is stealing magnets off people’s car a new trend? It is so trashy; I mean if it is a new trend, what a stupid one….those magnets cost like a dollar, you can find enough change in the street to get one. These people are just trifling.

Guest Blogger
~Christine aka Fergie
Consider yourself published!.......Your juicy crew!

Friday, February 26, 2010

The Library



For the life of me I will never understand why people are so rude in the library! Its a library people. I always knew it to be a place that is quiet to get some reading, or studying done. The two girls in the picture above seem to think the library is a place to Skype with their friends on another floor of the library!?!? REALLY? How lame is that? Cant you get up and go talk to them? Ladies if you read this......that is just tacky on so many levels. Without realizing it (or perhaps you didn't care) you were disturbing many other people using the library for its intended purpose! Consider yourself POSTED! on the blog as being RUDE!

People please don't try to carry on a conversation with your mother in the library because she saw some pictures on Facebook of you filthy drunk passed out on the side of the road next to a stop sign. Trying to explain to her that when you saw the stop sign it was a sign from God to "STOP" drinking all together is a distraction to others and it makes you look....well stupid comes to mind. And the mom? Is she really buying that crap? As much as I am glad you found religion that long and I am sure fun night of partying, I don't want to hear about it while I am studying for my mid term. Take it outside!! Please! Oh ya I almost forgot! Why are you friends with your mom on Facebook?

$Bryan$

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Theft!

Not that this is a huge deal, but my friends got a kick out of my reaction when I noticed my school spirit magnet had been STOLEN from the back of my vehicle yesterday Feb. 24. Come on people it doesn't get any more ridiculous than stealing a $2.00 car magnet. Whomever this jerk is, in the future please email me at juicycommunication@gmail.com and ask me for a few dollars so you can buy your own damn car magnet! I will be more than willing to give you some $. I am tempted to remove every school spirit magnet from every car on campus to prove a point.....but that would be wrong I know!

$Bryan$

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Kristin Cavallari hooked on cocaine??


Many might know Kristin from the MTV show Laguna Beach or The Hills. She was the stuck up, bitchy one that always took over the shows after Lauren Conrad. Well Kristin is facing a new drug scandal after she was accused of looking to score some cocaine so that she could celebrate the Super Bowl with more than just a strong buzz!
Several sources say they saw her in Miami during that weekend say that she was, at the very minimum, drunk out of her mind the entire time, and that she wasn’t being at all discreet about what she planned to do and as to where she could get her hands on some powder! According to a local radio station a source is quoted as saying that Cavallari is getting “scary thin,” that she’s recently become prone to going for days on end without a shower, and that “her issues are becoming apparent to everyone.” Wow Kristin Cavallari? The Bitch herself? Nooo! :))
Castmates from the popular MTV show “The Hills” are reportedly urging her to check herself into rehab and get some help – pleas that were caught on film and may or may not be included in the show footage that airs on MTV. Kristin’s rep’s comments have simply been, “Don’t believe everything you read or hear.”
I guess we will have to watch the next season of The Hills and see what happens!

Svetlana :D

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Student Conduct

For many college students going to class is bitter sweet. If its a class you enjoy, its not all bad. But if its a class you could really live without but it just happens to be a requirement everything just seems to irk your nerves. I asked a few students about some of the annoyances they face from fellow students while in class, in addition to ones that irritated me.

Irritation #1 comes from students that didn't do the homework and ask.....hey did you do the homework? Thinking that maybe if I didn't do the work it makes them look less of a bad student because there is another person that is as unprepared as they are!

Irritation #2 Gum Chewing. Its OK to chew gum in class, but please do you have to chew with your mouth open loud enough to distract me from hearing what the teacher is saying. Perhaps if you didn't chew so loud you would have herd the homework assignment and wouldn't be asking me if I did it!

Irritation #3 Gas. This includes flatulence, and belching aka farting and burping....why do students feel they can just squeeze one out without anyone noticing? If you fart it emits a smell that dominates YOUR LOCATION even if it makes no sound we all whisper that it was you....so the next time you come to class and no one is sitting next to you that is why. Burping...just say excuse me!

Irritation #4 Computer use. (student interview contributed) If you bring your computer to class that is great! Nine times out of ten its a useful tool to keep from getting bored during the boring classroom movie or lecture. However, telling the teacher your taking notes on it and your MASHING on the keys in fury laughing and smiling at the same time, I don't know about you but there is nothing funny about taking notes. Do you think the teacher doesn't know your on Facebook? Get real people aren't stupid....but you think they are so we will just go with it for now I guess.

Irritation #5 Food. (student interview contributed) We all get the "munchies" in class, but do your fellow students a favor and prepare your food before class. Opening a bag of chips slowly to make less noise is not effective! It still makes noise! Not as much yes but it does none the less and it is dragged out! Biting the chip slowly is often louder than chewing it normally and is also disruptive. Don't bring a plate of food with cling wrap over it and plastic ware. And please please do not bring Kentucky Fried Chicken to class saying you didn't have time to eat it at home and its to hard to eat in class. JUST DON'T COME TO CLASS PLEASE!

Irritation #6 Coughing. Coughing attacks aren't fun for anyone I know but is it necessary for you to cough for the entire hour and a half of class. Stay in your dorm, take a cough drop, go to the doctor, or bring some water to sooth your throat but your students shouldn't have to listen to you! H1N1 orrrrrrrrrrr?

$Bryan$

Monday, February 22, 2010

Resident Assistant aka RA

Resident Advisor, Resident Assistant - In a university residence hall (dorm), an RA is a student leader. They keep order, serve as a resource to residents, organize events, and generally work to maintain a positive living and learning community. Some residents do not like RAs because they see them only as authority figures who get them in trouble for policy violations. <--------From Urban dictionary....... I am going to find out if I was selected to be an RA on campus tomorrow and the suspense is killing me. The tedious (over dramatic) two hour interview process and I do mean process was very long but went well. If I did get selected I will also find out where I will be placed (hopefully not with freshman) but I have a gut feeling it will be with freshman due to the over glorified look on the head housing representatives face when she asked what age levels I could handle and I stupidly replied I could handle any age level! (at that point I knew FRESHMAN would be my reward for that response) I should have said only upper class students because the freshman on this campus are....well the words OUT OF CONTROL come to mind. However I am up for the challenge! Keep your fingers crossed for me!

$Bryan$

USA snowborder Scotty Lago kicked out of Olympic Villege!!!!



After winning his Olympic bronze medal Scotty Lago, like many others went out to party the night away after many months of hard work. Lago was caught after some mildly suggestive photos of him using his bronze medal for snowboarding to score chicks popped up on the Internet. He volunteered to leave the Olympics, otherwise we would be asked to leave by the U.S. Olympic Committee. Lago offered his apology but sources close to Lago tell TMZ he received an ultimatum from the U.S. Olympic Committee: either say you’re sorry and go or get ejected from the Olympic Village. Lago can’t talk about the incident at all until March 3rd after the "blackout period".
Okay biting your medal is one thing but putting it in your groined area and having a girl get on her knees to bite while wearing your USA Olympic jersey is just stupid! What is it with people feeling like they have to bite their medals anyway? Why would this girl geton her knees to bite a BRONZE medal?? I don't understand it, I guess I'll have to try and win one and see what that is all about. :)I don't think they cant take his medal away from him but, it should be interesting to hear what he has to say about things.
~I'll keep you posted!!

Svetlana :D

Makeup MAGIC!


Ladies this one is for you!
For many of us makeup has become a daily ritual. Apply the canceller, foundation, blush, eye shadow, mascara well you know the drill. But after we have gone through all the steps are we happy with the final product? Well for some the answer is NO. Some are just better at hiding their flaws and applying makeup than others; and for that reason I have added this blog. I am hoping that this is going to be helpful to all of those ladies that think that need someone there to walk them through the first couple of times or just for some good ideas.
The site is called Makeupgeek.com. It is run by a women named Marlena; a freelance makeup artist located in Michigan who's dream is to attend the Atelier Makeup Academy in Paris, France. She tells us her childhood story of being over weight and using her makeup to boost her self esteem and make herself feel BEAUTIFUL. For that reason she was created this website and continues to make numerous videos to share her techniques with girls and women of all shapes, sizes, age, and race.

I think she is amazing but if I didn't get your attention yet and you don't think you’re interested in this website check out this video before you make your final decision.


Maybe now you have changed your mind and see how makeup is like magic you can make all the imperfections disappear and feel beautiful.


For more videos, articles and products check her out on www.makeupgeek.com

Svetlana :D

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Toyota Owners beware?

Ok, so we have all heard about the Toyota recall that has affected millions of new Toyota's ranging from the highlander to Americas best selling sedan the Camry. I find it funny that Toyota and news crews are only cautioning Toyota drivers???? Is it just me or is that extremely selfish on their part? What am I talking about you may ask? WHAT ABOUT THE 10 BILLION NON-TOYOTA DRIVERS? They need to be putting out public service announcements to those that don't drive Toyota's telling us the STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM!!! For example! only five minutes ago I was at a stop light waiting to turn into my neighborhood when a Camry pulled up behind me........I started to become nervous....what to do what to do mentality......In fear the gas pedal in the Camry would unexpectedly accelarate and rear end my car I said I'm getting the hell outa here and ran the RED light! Yes it was illegal but I feel it was the safest thing to do given the circumstances.............did I do the right thing? Let me know! If you haven't seen videos on this Toyota drama check it out! And the lady in the video that ran through the laundry mat I think she was just looking for an excuse to sue Toyota, because how and I repeat how does your accelerator accelerate when your putting the car in park???????? IF YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T PLEASE LET ME KNOW! She CLEARLY FAILED scam 101 class!0" F" for failure hunny!
$Bryan$

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Facebook Facebook Facebook

Is it just me or are Facebook groups getting way out of hand....please tell us some of the most rediculous Facebook groups you are a member of or have seen! First up. My old phone died so I got a new one? Really? Isnt that what you do when something breaks? How about National hug an Asian day orrrrrr I am so bored I made this group? Does anyone at Facebook regulate the silly groups that spring up randomly at all hours of the day? They should create a position for it!

$Bryan$

*BREAKING Tiger News*

I cheated I was unfaithful! Noooooooooo Really? You were only on every tabloid and news channel in the country......wait what? oh someone just told me the world so lets just go with the world! Tigers delivery in what seemed to be a very heart felt apology to all of his friends, family and fans was good but I would not take it beyond good. As he read it off of a piece of paper much like I did in 4th grade reading my how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Tiger did you practice at all? Or did you think you could just.......wing it! My heart goes out to his wife and children. But really how did his wife n0t know this was happening? Were her eyes closed? Overall it was a good public apology, much better than Don Imus's apology for his "Nappy headed hoes comment" of the black female basket ball players and Bill Clinton's sex scandal apology. If you haven't seen the 14ish minute apology check it out! Oh and if you had an affair with Tiger please let us know........all submissions are confidential........ we promice!!!!! juicycommunication@gmail.com
$Bryan$

Juicy

We wanted to introduce the theme song of our blog. Juicy by Better than Ezra. We look forward to dishing about any and everything we come up with or find JuIcY. We want you to enjoy our blog and we understand we might post things you don't agree with or like but we want you to understand we really and truly DONT CARE! But we love our viewers anyway. Why not kick it off with a JuIcy song and an even juicer oops I meant JuIcEr TV show one of my personal favorites ~Desperate Housewives ~ Enjoy ~ Your JuIcY CREW!