Saturday, February 20, 2010

*BREAKING Tiger News*

I cheated I was unfaithful! Noooooooooo Really? You were only on every tabloid and news channel in the country......wait what? oh someone just told me the world so lets just go with the world! Tigers delivery in what seemed to be a very heart felt apology to all of his friends, family and fans was good but I would not take it beyond good. As he read it off of a piece of paper much like I did in 4th grade reading my how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Tiger did you practice at all? Or did you think you could just.......wing it! My heart goes out to his wife and children. But really how did his wife n0t know this was happening? Were her eyes closed? Overall it was a good public apology, much better than Don Imus's apology for his "Nappy headed hoes comment" of the black female basket ball players and Bill Clinton's sex scandal apology. If you haven't seen the 14ish minute apology check it out! Oh and if you had an affair with Tiger please let us know........all submissions are confidential........ we promice!!!!! juicycommunication@gmail.com
$Bryan$

2 comments:

  1. now yall know he was just getting his dick sucked if clintion can do it and we go its ok then leave this bitch alone fuck but his frist mistake was he cheated his wife which is a sister he should know damn good you cheat on a sister she will take that nine iron and make it a part of him that why he was getting away he just fucked up and hit a tree like a damn ass. dont forget every one fuckes around when there in the public eye just look at are histry of are goverment whole buch of people who fucked around while they were married ok

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  2. hahaha Patrick you are crazy >:]

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